think of all the free ipads people have lost over the years for not clicking on the ad

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I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can here each others pulse.

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Just because I don’t open up and cry around people does not mean that I’m not breaking too.

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In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.

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If I deem you to be a worthy person, I shall reward you with maoam

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